A homeless Frenchman last night tried to enter the Hilton Hotel, located in the center of Paris in an attempt to see the cockroaches and gain an audience with Dick Cheney.

Jean Luc Bastardi - manager of the Hotel said "At around 9.30 this evening - what I can only describe as a vagrant, attempted to enter this hotel. He was apprehended by security and ejected from the premises."

The luxury 5 star hotel is a favourite of celebrities and politicians alike.

In an unrelated story, heiress, model, actress and socialite, Paris Hilton was reportedly arrested outside an LA homeless shelter after she tried to spend the night with new love Hank Hanks. Hank Hanks, you may recall is the homeless elder brother of actor Tom Hanks and the new love in the life of Paris.