Despite managing to walk and talk, often simultaneously, Paris Hilton's acting is seriously over-stretched by a 'star' vehicle that fails to show off her many talents (or indeed much talent whatsoever).

Displaying an impressive ability to slay screen time dead, unsurpassed since Liz Hurley in Bedazzled, Paris plays a 'hottie' who has sworn not to have sex again until her hairy, snaggle-toothed best friend (who's, like, 'nottie' a hottie – comprende?) gets laid.